Accept The Expanding Ball Of Infected Corpses You Cannot Change

“Here are the main things you need to know about the Resident Evil games,” I explained to my friend Liz over the nonsense of the Digger trailer. “There’s a big outbreak of some kind of mutagenic virus. First you get a pistol, then you get a shotgun. A dog usually attacks you. There are locks and you look for keys. You open a lot of drawers. There’s an evil pharmaceutical company called Umbrella. You start in a house and end in a lab.” “Got it,” Liz said. “I’ll point at the screen when any of that happens.” “You heal yourself with herbs,” I added helpfully.

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