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While you wait — today by the numbers
Bullshit Index™
26/100

"Standard noise. Calibrate accordingly."

Stress Level
4.4/10

"Worth paying attention to. Don't doomscroll."

Trump Saturation
9%

"Quiet day. He's probably golfing."

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2 minutes at lunch.
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