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While you wait — today by the numbers
Bullshit Index™
21/100

"Standard noise. Calibrate accordingly."

Stress Level
3.2/10

"Background noise. Drink water."

Trump Saturation
9%

"Below the radar. Statistically rare; enjoy it."

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